It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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