Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Will exercising make me less horny?
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