You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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