Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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