Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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