I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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