He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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