omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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