sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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