kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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