thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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