this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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