Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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