I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
