It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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