I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
