it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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