How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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