its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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