The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would punch a child for taco bell
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
did i walk over a car last night?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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