I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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