i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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