Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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