The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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