remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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