Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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