its not stalking. its research.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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