The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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