Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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