We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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