yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
they're like a gay fantastic four
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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