Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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