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I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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