It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
