you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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