jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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