I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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