Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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