physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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