i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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