DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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