I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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