His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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