Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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