I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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