and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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