She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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