dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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