Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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