How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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