i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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