Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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