omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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