***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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