i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Life is so much better after having sex.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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