i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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