David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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