dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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