would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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