A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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