I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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